Saw, in all its iterations, is shallower than a pygmy’s grave. Its cartoon implementation of violence is a one note, pornographic system that thinly veils its indulgent nature behind a feeble discussion of animal survival and ‘the evils of modern living’.

In the coming months, there is a big old bunch of excellent looking horror heading our way. We’ll be striving to get you the details as and when they arrive. Here are two to look out for…