Mary Shelley’s masterpiece Frankenstein has received as many movie reconstructions as the mad doctor’s monster had stitches – some proving successful and others abominably abortive.

Scarlet Fry’s Junkfood Horrorfest begins with a girl looking to score dope. But she opens the brown paper bag containing the drugs, there’s a videotape inside. Obviously she’s not happy with this as she was expecting to get high.

Continuing its popular presentation of the Hammer horror era, Horror Channel serves up a seasonal menu of blood and barely restrained cleavage in a celebration of those glorious 70s supernatural sirens.

For those of you who are not from the Great British Isles, the term ‘inbred’ here in the United Kingdom is often used by city dwellers. They use it to unfairly refer to groups of country folk, living in the middle of nowhere far from cities, outsiders and, by the smell of them… soap.

Melvin is a nerd. Possibly one of the nerdiest nerds you can get. He’s your typical dork, doing homework for girls in the unbelievable attempt of hoping for a date.

The Exterminator is your typical 80′s retribution film. Best buddies John Eastland and Michael Jefferson return from a gruelling time in Vietnam to find that New York is a corrupt and crime-ridden place to live.